Damian
2003.06.20, 07:27 PM
As part of my ongoing commitment to "Pro" freeware, I have released a new version of my most tactful application.
more information (http://www.thedailygrind.net/software/HeckleWorks.html)
direct download (67k) (http://www.thedailygrind.net/software/HeckleWorks.sit)
HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling.
HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve.
The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices.
A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background.
Sample heckles:
"You stack branches like a bullshit multiparty democracy."
"A blog-like giant novelty time bomb could preside over hyperinflation
faster than you!"
"An ocker quadragast could avoid gaol using a medical certificate faster
than you!"
"An alternate metastatic carcinoma could overclock for greater
satisfaction than you!"
more information (http://www.thedailygrind.net/software/HeckleWorks.html)
direct download (67k) (http://www.thedailygrind.net/software/HeckleWorks.sit)
HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling.
HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve.
The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices.
A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background.
Sample heckles:
"You stack branches like a bullshit multiparty democracy."
"A blog-like giant novelty time bomb could preside over hyperinflation
faster than you!"
"An ocker quadragast could avoid gaol using a medical certificate faster
than you!"
"An alternate metastatic carcinoma could overclock for greater
satisfaction than you!"