The Laws of Game Programming
"Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, Philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage."
Thats suprisingly true, most of the rules I follow by my own accord.
Sir, e^iπ + 1 = 0, hence God exists; reply!
Yeah, the first third or so of that sounds suspiciously like a Windows programmer's Xtreme Programming manifesto or something. 
Why would you have a shortcut to the registry editor, when your brain is hard-coded to Meta-R, regedit, <Enter> like mine is at this point? Those guys are the wannabes!!
5&6 are true sometimes, but there's a lot to be said for a real debugger if you know how to use it, too. It can get in your way as a crutch if you're afraid of printf debugging (which is also useful) but it's definitely a useful tool. And "Never be afraid to throw a piece of code out" ought to be supplemented with "never be too quick to throw a piece of working code out, you probably have better things to do".
But I'm probably being too serious here.

Why would you have a shortcut to the registry editor, when your brain is hard-coded to Meta-R, regedit, <Enter> like mine is at this point? Those guys are the wannabes!!

5&6 are true sometimes, but there's a lot to be said for a real debugger if you know how to use it, too. It can get in your way as a crutch if you're afraid of printf debugging (which is also useful) but it's definitely a useful tool. And "Never be afraid to throw a piece of code out" ought to be supplemented with "never be too quick to throw a piece of working code out, you probably have better things to do".
But I'm probably being too serious here.
34. Enjoy!
Sir, e^iπ + 1 = 0, hence God exists; reply!
PowerMacX, I disagree. Free games dont have to be bad.
Sir, e^iπ + 1 = 0, hence God exists; reply!
unknown Wrote:PowerMacX, I disagree. Free games dont have to be bad.
You know, I'm trying to cut down on the number of smilies I use on posts, but apparently I shouldn't...
Let me rephrase:
Quote:35. Profit!
What do you mean, sorry that im stupid...
Sir, e^iπ + 1 = 0, hence God exists; reply!
I think the entire list can be condensed into:
1) begin programming
2) ???
3) Profit!
1) begin programming
2) ???
3) Profit!
Josh Wrote:I think the entire list can be condensed into:
1) begin programming
2) ???
3) Profit!
Capitalist!
"Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, Philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage."
Man... are there no Southpark fans on here or something?
* sealfin is too busy collecting underpants to reply to Dan Potter
Mark Bishop
The first law of games programming: There are no laws of game programming
The first rule of game programming... you do not talk about game programming club.
The second rule of game programming... if its your first time you have to make a MMORPG.
Sir, e^iπ + 1 = 0, hence God exists; reply!
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